Monday, May 23, 2005

"Don't be evil" does not mean "be good"...

The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-lowfat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge asshole.
    -- Bill Maher, 5/6/2005

2 Comments:

Blogger Shirley said...

OMG, how can they even remember tha? I have to have a note in the car so that I can remember whether to order Gorditas or Chalupas when I go to Taco Bell - they both look the same on the sign.

9:54 AM  
Blogger ifindkarma said...

I hear ya. And I have no idea how people remember their Starbucks orders, except insofar as it is a reflection of their very selves...

12:07 AM  

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